"Sorry? bit early, who's this?" -says flavio, in extreme sleepiness...
"Kitchens Direct. We are in your area for only a limited time...."
"Ah, I understand. You would like guitar lessons while you're here".
"Guitar lessons. That is why you called, is it not? You still have that guitar in the loft that you haven't touched since you were 14...."
"Sorry, what are you talking about? What? Guitar lessons...?
...another one bites the dust.